Sunday, November 20, 2011

Lesson Three: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson 3 - Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly

spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson 2 - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Friday, November 18, 2011

Lesson 1: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A Small Rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson 1 - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

Tuesday, November 15, 2011


If you want to make it big, you’ve got to push yourself beyond your limits. You’ve got to push yourself up and get yourself into a hyper mental state. And you have to do this yourself. Nobody can do this for you. If you think big, big things come to you.

To be success:-

1. You must never give up

2. Every failure is a step on the way to success

3. Be your own person

4. Demand what you want in life

5. Do not let other people run your life

6. Do not let other people push you around

7. If someone crosses you, do not lie down and take it, fight back

Live a life of much bigger energy, much bigger goals and much bigger income

Monday, November 14, 2011


Sunday, November 13, 2011


tiba-tiba hati teringin...
pergi holiday ke Kota Kinabalu lagi..
tengok laut...

Saturday, November 12, 2011


1. Public transports

- Seats for the elderly, pregnant women and disabled are all taken up by those who are not from the said categories.

- Tattered cushion cover, screws popping out of the seats and random grafiti

2. Restrooms

- Smelly and sometimes overflowing or un-flushed

- No hygienic method of disposing sanitary pads.

3. On the road

- Road hogging, not indicating correctly, drunk driving, talking on the phone…the list goes on and on….

- Nosy buggers who’d stop their car to check out the aftermath of an accident.

4. Queuing up

- Cutting queues seem to be a norm among Malaysian, be it when getting food ast the restaurant, purchasing movie ticket or lining up at the bank to pay your bills.

5. Littering

Drains, roadsides, rivers and right under the “dilarang Membuang Sampah” signboards are personal favourite dumping area

Thursday, November 10, 2011

my officemate ada visit The Big Bad Book Sale a month ago. So saya mintak dia belikan apa-apa novel yg nampak menarik.
Sale ni memang terkenal sebab semua buku dijual dengan harga yg murah berbanding harga sebenar...emm..sepatutnya semua buku harga murah macamni...barulah boleh meningkatkan semangat rajin membaca novel. Saya beli 2 novel ni dengan har RM16 sahaja. Berbaloi kan...
Shopaholic series...saya ada 2 iatu Ties the Knot (currently reading) dan Confessions of a Shopaholic (dah habis baca dah). Cerita yg sangat santai, light reading.


Bagi mereka yg sedang menuntut, tolong jangan terpengaruh dengan cara-cara yg jahat yg bakal saya dedahkan disini. Ini semua adalah contoh-contoh saya mereka yg meniru dalam exam. List saya ni tak banyak sangat dan saya sangat pasti yg sebenarnya list ini sepatutnya lebih panjang sebab mesti ada 1001 cara yg lebih terkini. Ini semuanay kiranya cara atau tricks zaman dulu-dulu 1997-2004. Mungkin cara student sekarang lagi advance.

1. Tulis nota/formula kat casing calculator. Bukan calculator biasa tau, calculator scientific yg ada casing tu ye. Tulis dengan pensil, tulisan mesti kecil-kecil macam semut anak semut beratur. Namun ramai cikgu/pesyarah yg tak bagi student bawak masuk casing calculator. Kecewa!

2. Tulis nota atas permukaan pemadam. Yg ni lagi gigih ni…gigih meniru.

3. Tulis nota di tapak tangan, bawah lengan dan kemudian discover dengan memakai baju tangan panjang. Gigih dan kuat berusaha mereka yg gunakan cara ini.

4. Saling tiru-meniru kawan, baling kertas yg renyuk..kononnya nak buang kertas tu..padahal nak bagi kawan sebelah...cara ni susah dowh..

5. Bawak noto kecil, simpan dalam bra.Haihh!!!

6. Buku nota letak kat toilet. So kerap ke tandas nak buang air tengok nota.

Kreatif kan cara-cara nak meniru ni…cuba teka cara yg mana paling terkenal? Cara mana pulak yg pernah saya guna?...owh…jangan le fikir saya selalu guna semua cara..saya tak selalu meniru laa…

Tapi percayalah, berpeluh-peluh tau nak meniru ni. Takut sentiasa. Takut kantoi. Sentiasa rasa cikgu nak tangkap kita. Hati tak tenang..stress